Full Nelson

1/29 Trailblazers vs. Serpents - There was no concern about the Trailblazers' ability to come back after not practicing or playing for a week. Coach Nelson's self-proclaimed "patsies" of the league did not warrant any preparation from the Trailblazers' whatsoever. For those of you without an extensive vocabulary of loser idioms, "patsy" is a nice was of saying that they are the bitches of the league. Armed with their whiteboard of equality, Coaches Aaron and Jim composed a symphony of commensurate playing time along with a uniformly balanced offense. Self-esteems were on the rise as the Trailblazers defeated the Serpents 22 - 16. Neither the pathetic euphemisms nor the star point guard, "Mad Dog" Holden, of the Serpents could impede the Trailblazers' ascension to the summit of the standings.

Record: 6 - 1

Next game: Trailblazers vs. Pink Skittles - 11:30 am @ Fairview Elementary